illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

hellotitsy:

impactings:

My life in a screenshot

pretty much

hellotitsy:

impactings:

My life in a screenshot

pretty much

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

kingorb:

m’lady

kingorb:

m’lady

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye